wrigley field is MILF paradise
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
DR UNK TOWN USA
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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