Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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