We need to rekindle our bromance
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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