Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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