38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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