I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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