ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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