How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
