Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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