I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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