You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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