Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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