My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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