I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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