I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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