Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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