8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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