I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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