doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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