I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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