on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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