have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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