all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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