Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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