It's Friday. Sex?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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