Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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