"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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