If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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