You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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