Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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