these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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