i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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