If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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