I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
im on a boat
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