I just threw up on my dentist
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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It's just like the Real World with babies
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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