Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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