what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.