oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form