they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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