dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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