STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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