Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
3 2 1 whiskey
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Do plants get herpes?
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