dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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