There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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