Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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