You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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