i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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