Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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