I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Randomize
