I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.