Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
