cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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