when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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