her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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