at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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